Santa Banta Jokes

Ek hi geet me puri umar dikhiye Naino mein sapna, (umar 5 se 15) sapno mein sajna (umar 15 se 25) Sajna pe dil aa gaya, (umar 25 se 35) kyun sajna pe dil aa gaya…(umar 35 se 40) Baki puri umar- Ta thaiya ta thaiya ho o… Ta thaiya ta thaiya ho o…

Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya

santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar

SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai, Lala:ha, santa:acha vala hai, Lala:ha, Santa: achi quality ka hai, Lala:ha bhai ha, Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..

Santa: oye banta machli khayega? Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain. Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena. Read more: http://www.latestsms.in/santa-banta-jokes.htm#ixzz4KJAdfguZ

Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya

Santa 1 ghar ke niche su-su kar raha tha.. upar se 1 aurat boli: dikhta nahi hai diwar hai.. Santa bola: thoda side se dekho.. dikh jayega.

Ek baar santa ko koi 8th floor par bulata hai. Jb vo vaha jata hai to flat ke samne likha rehta hai "Santa April Fool" to Santa likhta hai "Mai to yahan pr aya hi nhi tha.'

Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha. Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai Banta : Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.

mithoo Santa se: papa 5+5 kitne hotey hai? Santa: Ullu duffer,gadhe, idiot,nalayak, stupid Besharam;tujhe kuch nahi ata, Ja andar se calculator la.

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha! Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho? Sardar: Mai to uthta hi subha 9 baje hu!

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